“I hate Garfield with the same intensity I hate Nazis” or “THANK GOD FOR COVID”

10/18/20 I hate fucking Garfield with the same hatred one could have for Nazis. I write this because it’s Monday, and all that cna come to mind if that idea of “I hate Mondays” and my foot suddenly want to fly out a kick the perosn right in the crunchy fucking jaw for saying it. [...]

STARLORD VERSUS TERMINATOR – stand up @SWEETCAROLINES Brickell – 01.15.2019

Full clip on YouTube!Thanks to everyone who came out, more hopefully next week...

MONDAY MOTIVATION: get to the other side!

New podcast up on Anchor and ITunes and so many other places you hear podcasts! Just look up FWACATA! Check out my episode "MONDAY MOTIVATION: get to the other side" from FWACATA on Anchor: More than ever!

STATION ID: Do or do not, but STFU

Instagram: http://ift.tt/2HK4Pbd New blog posts on Fwacata.com today. Did this a while back and the one thing I enjoyed is people saying I'm not that big anymore. So I guess the 90% vegan thing is working... in some way. I didn't post on Sunday, April 1 because A. I was really busy getting stuff together [...]

SKETCHBOOK: Psycho Titties

I remember in college there was a girl, (isn't that always the story?)  and she was kind of cool and all that, but supposedly in a relationship she was a FUCKING PSYCHO. Like burn the house down with you in it kind of psycho, okay? This isn't just texting every 10 minutes psycho-lite, now with less [...]