The difference between a Wise man and a Fool…

...Is that a Wise Man learns from his mistakes. I read this first in a fortune cookie in a dive of a Chinese restaurant in Carol City when i was like 8 or something. It stayed with me all this time. Its the sort of thing that you think you "get" the first time, but [...]

Fuck your horoscope and move your ass

HELP THE SCENE!

Hmmmm…I respect peoples beliefs, I really do. You want to worship a rock worship a rock, whatever it is fine.BUT…I don’t dare affiliation or religion or whatever you have, WITHOUT ACTION, it ain’t worth shit. The universe isn’t going to save you much less , GIVE YOU what you want. You have to work it [...]

“I hate Garfield with the same intensity I hate Nazis” or “THANK GOD FOR COVID”

10/18/20 I hate fucking Garfield with the same hatred one could have for Nazis. I write this because it’s Monday, and all that cna come to mind if that idea of “I hate Mondays” and my foot suddenly want to fly out a kick the perosn right in the crunchy fucking jaw for saying it. [...]

I am Juan’s Contentment

Hmmmm okay so heres the deal: I think I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want on here form now on, and well the whole song and dance will be on Patreon. This is only because of two factors: I have like almost 20 years stuff on here. Not to celebrate or say it’s [...]