SUNDAY FUNDAY: What was all that?

R.I.P. John Paul Leon Hello from Hialeah where we are slowly descending onto the sun, as the temperatures rise and get fucking hotter than anybody needs it to be. This is the only place that when you say "Winter is Coming" everyone smiles. When people talk about global warming I’m never scared; we are fucking [...]

The difference between a Wise man and a Fool…

...Is that a Wise Man learns from his mistakes. I read this first in a fortune cookie in a dive of a Chinese restaurant in Carol City when i was like 8 or something. It stayed with me all this time. Its the sort of thing that you think you "get" the first time, but [...]

Why is it that the NEW NORMAL make me want to burn things down?

Then before my eyes, is standing still I beheld it there, a city on a hill I complete my tasks, one by one I remove my masks, when I am done

Like being kicked in the Shins

"See, this is why I don’t have a fucking jet pack. “No, no, we need umpty million quid to look for fucking great holes, why on earth would we want to cure cancer, the common cold or Frenchness?” Bastards. Happy Sunday morning. Now fuck off."